I've written about politicians and for politicians. I've also written a book, hosted a podcast, and sent a couple of moderately witty tweets.
I am based in Ann Arbor, Michigan. Please don't hold that against me.
Starting in Newfoundland, Canada, take a boat 370 miles southeast from the coast. Board a submarine and descend 12,500 feet. Land on the starboard side of the devastating wreckage of the Titanic. Find the second porter door - it should be open - and descend to the third deck. Crossing the hall, go 20 meters to the left. Enter the room. In the corner of the room is a small safe. The combination is 3-2-7-1-9. Open the safe. Congratulations, you just found the only plug in the entire airport… and it’s already being used by some douche to charge his cell phone.
Me: Anyway, talking about a will is horrible and I don't suggest you ever do it ever ever.
Jeremiah: I probably won't. I want my death to be as big a burden to as many people as possible.