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Romeo & Juliet.

Romeo & Juliet.

On my run this morning I saw a duck watching over its dead mate. SO sad. :( 

Or maybe the duck’s just hanging out. I don’t know, I’m not a duck scientist.

On my run this morning I saw a duck watching over its dead mate. SO sad. :(

Or maybe the duck’s just hanging out. I don’t know, I’m not a duck scientist.

Starting in Newfoundland, Canada, take a boat 370 miles southeast from the coast. Board a submarine and descend 12,500 feet. Land on the starboard side of the devastating wreckage of the Titanic. Find the second porter door - it should be open - and descend to the third deck. Crossing the hall, go 20 meters to the left. Enter the room. In the corner of the room is a small safe. The combination is 3-2-7-1-9. Open the safe. Congratulations, you just found the only plug in the entire airport… and it’s already being used by some douche to charge his cell phone.

Neither snow nor rain nor dishwasher will keep this dog from getting chili.

Neither snow nor rain nor dishwasher will keep this dog from getting chili.

I am surprised by neither one of these developments.

I am surprised by neither one of these developments.

Me: Anyway, talking about a will is horrible and I don't suggest you ever do it ever ever.

Jeremiah: I probably won't. I want my death to be as big a burden to as many people as possible.

Maybe our music-playing apps are getting a little TOO smart.

Maybe our music-playing apps are getting a little TOO smart.