October 2010
37 posts
WatchI have never agreed more with The Onion.
“How do I log on to Oprah’s website?”
– A Library Patron
The Director Is Out
[Our library system is over 300+ employees]
Homeless Man: Is the library director in?
Me: The director? Of the entire library system?
Homeless Man: Yes, I need the director. Is she in?
Me: No, she's not in today. Is there anything I can help you with?
Homeless Man: Well I'm about to submit a resume to a job, and I want to make sure I'm doing it right.
WatchNot a single day goes by without my roommate saying this to me.
Anonymous asked: What do you think about Jews?
Anonymous asked: What are you going to be for halloween?
PS Will your sobriety pledge be over by then?
PS Will your sobriety pledge be over by then?
WatchI made a special video for my roommate this morning. Please don’t watch this if you’re anybody else.
2010 NaNoWriMo
After years of pussyfooting around (don’t worry, I used a condom) I’ve decided to put my balls in order and participate in the 2010 NaNoWriMo writing challenge. I feel like my writing has been rather stale for the past 6 months, and I naively/stupidly believe that writing 50,000 words in 30 days will alleviate that.
Another reason for writing 50,000 words in 30 days is because I hate...
Ugh. The more I think about this threatened... →
librariansoul:
Do I want to work in an organization where the director has more power and less accountability to the staff? A director, mind you, who has consistently demonstrated a complete lack of understanding—worse, a complete lack of interest in understanding—the needs and realities the staff live and work with on a daily basis? A director who would give an already overworked manager a ...
Lost In Translation
Me: Please text "Where abouts are you?" to my sister.
iPhone: Don't you mean "Where snouts are you?"
Me: Yes.
"Shattuckite - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia" →
“Shattuckite is a copper silicate hydroxide mineral with formula Cu5(SiO3)4(OH)2. It crystallizes in the orthorhombic - dipyramidal crystal system and usually occurs in a granular massive form and also as fibrous acicular crystals. It is closely allied to plancheite in structure and appearance. Shattuckite is a relatively rare copper silicate mineral.”
Do you have a rock named...
The Top 10 Numbers from 1 to 100
1.) 37
2.) 16
3.) 12
4.) 8
5.) 20
6.) 47
7.) 68
8.) 24
9.) 32
10.) 59
