"SLC Main Library managers are re-sorted" →
Oh look. My workplace is in the news.
Earlier this morning, the BBC discussed Elton John becoming a new father, and a number of conservatives called in to say that he shouldn’t be a parent because he’s “gay” and “too old.” How dare a responsible man with a lifetime of experience and significant wealth try to be a father!!!! Wouldn’t you agree, Bristol Palin?
When I die, I hope the program cover at my funeral has a picture of me texting.– Thought of the Day
I bet coal miners don’t complain when they receive coal in their stocking.– Thought of the Day
I don’t think I would ever serve in the military, because I don’t...– my boyfriend
It doesn’t surprise me that you weren’t able to find that book. The...– A library patron, looking for a book from the 1960s
WikiLeaks: Plant, Animal or Mineral?
[An elderly library patron, approximately in his 80s, walks up to my desk.]
Library Patron: Have you ever heard of a Wikileaks?
Library Patron: What is that, an animal?
Me: I believe so.