May 2011
5 posts
Elton John looks down at the grisly body of the jazz musician. “I guess that’s why they call it the blues” he says, as he puts on his sunglasses. Cut to: opening credits of ‘CSI: Miami.’
I fell asleep on the living room couch last night, while watching tv with my roommate, Jeremiah. When I woke an hour later, I saw that he had gone to bed, and that I had a missed call from him.
So I texted him the following conversation.
Ryan: Why did you call me about an hour ago?
Jeremiah: I was trying wake you up to hand me the remote.
Ryan: Wow.
End scene.
Crazy Library Patron: Is there someone here I can talk to?
Ryan: Well that depends on what it's regarding.
Crazy Library Patron: I've been having problems with my cable. It's giving me uncontrollable emotional issues. Is there someone I can talk to about that?
Ryan: That person has already left for the day.
