February 2012
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WatchCurrently playing the card game “Pit,” which is pretty much the worst game I’ve ever heard of.
Library Patron: Is this the airport?
Co-worker: No, this is a library.
Library Patron: Are you sure?
[He had luggage with him.]
“Do I go to bed on time, or do I spend the next 1 1/2 hours reading about...”
– question I asked myself 1 1/2 hours ago
“I don’t think I could handle morning sickness. If we want kids,...”
– my boyfriend, who’s home sick with the flu
(Salt Lake City is located in Salt Lake County, which is located in Utah. Obviously.)
Library Patron: How much is it to get a library card?
Me: It's free if you live in Salt Lake County.
Library Patron: Well, I live in Utah.
Me: Ok. Do you live in Salt Lake County?
Library Patron: I don't know. I live in Salt Lake City.
Me: Then you can get a library card.
Library Patron: But I live in Utah.
Me: I don't... ok.
Library patron: How do you spell seagull?
Co-worker: Seagull, as in the bird?
Library patron: Seagull, as in singled out.
Bold move by the NFL to schedule their Super Bowl directly against Downton Abbey
— roger bennett (@rogbennett) February 3, 2012
