Currently playing the card game “Pit,” which is pretty much the worst game I’ve ever heard of.
Library Patron: Is this the airport?
Co-worker: No, this is a library.
Library Patron: Are you sure?
[He had luggage with him.]
Do I go to bed on time, or do I spend the next 1 1/2 hours reading about...– question I asked myself 1 1/2 hours ago
I don’t think I could handle morning sickness. If we want kids,...– my boyfriend, who’s home sick with the flu
(Salt Lake City is located in Salt Lake County, which is located in Utah. Obviously.)
Library Patron: How much is it to get a library card?
Me: It's free if you live in Salt Lake County.
Library Patron: Well, I live in Utah.
Me: Ok. Do you live in Salt Lake County?
Library Patron: I don't know. I live in Salt Lake City.
Me: Then you can get a library card.
Library Patron: But I live in Utah.
Me: I don't... ok.
Library patron: How do you spell seagull?
Co-worker: Seagull, as in the bird?
Library patron: Seagull, as in singled out.
Bold move by the NFL to schedule their Super Bowl directly against Downton Abbey — roger bennett (@rogbennett) February 3, 2012