My partner & I registered our partnership this afternoon. So if your traditional marriage feels slightly weaker today: it’s probably our fault.
A PLANT LEAF fell from my body while taking a shower this morning. So if you’ll excuse me, I need to spend the next 12 hours on WebMD.
I’ve been awake since 4:30 am. This is good practice for when God puts a baby in my tummy someday.
People Who Love Their Library
I’d like to say something very personal and sincere. I promise it won’t happen again. Somebody jumped from the roof of the library this morning. It was the 4th (or perhaps the 5th?) suicide since 2005. In the past few years, the staff of the Salt Lake City Public Library have dealt with suicides, death threats, belligerent drunk people, a string of break-ins, a handful of administration scandals,...
Beto's Mexican Food: "Hi, this is Beto's, how can I help you?"
Insomnia: "It's me again. Sorry for calling so late."
Beto's Mexican Food: "Come home, friend. Come home."
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I just committed suicide, like, a bunch of times.
Three-day old Easter coconut cake with jelly beans: Make love to me.
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