I've written about politicians and for politicians. I've also written a book, hosted a podcast, and sent a couple of moderately witty tweets.
I am based in Ann Arbor, Michigan. Please don't hold that against me.
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Me: I have a pimple near my nipple and I tried to pop it but it didn't pop all the way and now my nipple hurts.
Boyfriend: That rap was pretty good till the end!
Me: It wasn't a rap. It was a testimony.
Boyfriend: Then why did it have a phat beat?
Me: That's the Holy Ghost you're feeling.